Thursday, September 29, 2005

Kick in the Ass

I've tried to devote a little more time to my site. I know I'm a little behind on things. This was driven home to me today by the following email from a friend. I promise to do what I can to improve!


Chris,

I recently stopped by the "virtual wonderland known as
chrismilone.org." To be
blunt, I was quite disappointed to not come across any pictures from
Matt's
graduation party this summer.

When are these going to be posted?

Get your shit together, Milone.


Party on,


E

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Trouble in Tree Hill

Many of you know about Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray separating. Read about here, if you don't. Most of you probably say, "who cares". Unfortunately, I can't join the "all celebrities get divorced, and we're supposed to care????" party this time.

Here are a few of my thoughts:

1. Chad is a bigger star than Sophia, meaning she probably gets bounced from the show. This would suck.

2. This season of Entourage was too little, too late to drive home one simple point. You can't date or especially marry your co-stars. It just breeds problems. Just wait until your run on the show is over. This works out 1 time in 50. You probably aren't that one. This is especially true if you are on a teen drama that can be a cash cow for you into your late 30s, at which time you'll be playing a college junior. It's not like these two aren't seeing each other ever again. They don't just shoot Aquaman for 4 months and roll out. Bad idea there guys.

3. I saw Sophia once in a restaurant in Wilmington, NC. She was hotter in person. Anyway, this experience left me with the opinion that I will never just go up and approach a celebrity unless I have something legitimate to talk about. I can't think of a single scenario where this is true at the moment for any celebrity. For example, I dig One Tree Hill. Sophia is a good enough actress. What I'm going to say to her though? "Ummmm.....I really dig your show." Where does that leave me? I'll tell you where, looking like a creepy guy that is just a little too old to be watching One Tree Hill. That's where. No thanks.

Monday, September 26, 2005

Birthdays, Trotter's, and Bears. Oh my!

Where to start? The weekend was a little long. I had a bunch of birthdays to celebrate. My mom turned 47, my brother Nicholas turned 10, and Sandy turned 30! I ended up with less cake than one would expect.

Sandy and I took Friday off and made our annual voyage to pick some apples in Hobart, IN. We ended up with 15 lbs. of apples and some stuff for my mother. That night we went to a local Italian spot, Sapori Trattoria with something like 12 people. The food was solid, as always. The company was great also. Overall, it was a good time.

On Saturday, I took Sandy to Charlie Trotter's, for part of her birthday present. If you aren't familiar with Trotter's, it's widely regarded as the finest restaurant in Chicago. In one recent poll I saw, it was ranked 2nd in the United States, trailing only The French Laundry in Napa Valley. It's more like an experience than a meal.

I had to get reservations about 6 weeks in advance. After arriving, I could see why and it wasn't just the food. There was room for about 30 people in the dining room which looked like a converted hotel lobby. There was an island in the middle with many wine bottles and other amenities for the servers to use. There were 6 servers in the room at all times, tending to your every need. There are really two options in the main dining room at Trotter's. You can get the "Grand Menu" or the "Vegetable Menu". The menus change every day, however. Both, in our case, were 6 courses of culinary artistry. Sandy got the Grand and I got the Vegetable so that we could see and try everything. I also got the beverage accompaniment, which was essentially a series of juices, meant to coincide with each of my dishes. I think that four of these succeeded nicely, and were absolutely great. The other two were awful. This could have been just my personal taste though, you can't like everything. The food was out of this world, across the board.

They just kept bringing plate after plate, it seemed. I can't even remember everything that we had, and my descriptions would hardly do the dishes justice. THe descriptions they gave us couldn't even do them justice. When they set down the plate in front of you, you almost didn't want to eat it. That would mess up the dish. It was that beautiful.

Among my favorite memories, was a tremendous risotto. It was so delicately prepared. Many times when I've had rissoto in the past, it feels almost like a stew with the grains sticking to each other, building one glutinous mass. This was nothing like that. I had to consciously slow myself down so that I wouldn't eat it so quickly. It was so delicious, I just couldn't get enough. Sandy had a scallop dish, with one large scallop as the centerpiece. If I had to describe a perfect scallop to someone, a picture of this dish would do the trick. I had a canneloni dish that used root vegetables (a personal favorite) in lieu of pasta. This was wonderful. Desserts at the end, were tremendous, as well. I had some Michigan raspberries (another personal favorite) in a tremendous white chocolate style sauce and fresh vanilla bean ice cream. We also shared some tremendous mission figs. On top of that was the best chocolate mousse i've ever had. It was as though they had taken 3 awesome servings of chocolate mousse and packed all of their flavor into this chocolate mousse. The amount of flavor really blew me away. There was also some chocolate on the bottom that they told us was from an island in the pacific and you could tast the "volcanic flavor". You really could! It was nuts. It tasted like lava, or what you would expect lava to taste like, in a good way.

At the end of the meal, we went on a tour of the kitchen. It was much smaller than I expected, but heavily staffed and pretty freakin' cool. They had a French stove that hardly anyone in the U.S. has. The chef that showed us around (not Charlie of course, he was probably sipping a margarita somewhere) told me that he got in at 11 a.m. and he'd be going home around 3 a.m. He shook this off quickly as "kitchen hours". For all you aspiring chef's out there, it's not all caviar and cabernet.

Well, that's enough about the food and what not. Happy Birthday again to Sandy though.

On Sunday, Sandy and I scrambled into Bourbonnais for my brother's party with 12 of his closest friends. We all went bowling, due to the rain. I got my brother his first Harvard t-shirt. No pressure there, right? He's a smart dude though, what can I say? A trip to Monical's Pizza rounded out a great little trip to the homestead.

Did you catch the Bears game this weekend? They turned in one of those brutal Bears efforts. Orton had 5 picks. They couldn't stop Carson Palmer. Wow, that was a tough sentence to write. They just didn't play very well. This after a week where they couldn't have played much better. So who are the real Bears? You just saw them in the past two weeks. They're going to beat most of the teams they should beat and lose to most of the teams they should lose to. Unfortunately, the Lions are a team they should lose to this year. There will only be reason to panic if they Bears lose in two weeks to the Browns. That's a team they should clearly beat. Because their schedule is so weak, and the division so poor, I still expect a playoff appearance.

On the bright side, Orton threw 5 INT's and still was out there throwing the ball like he wasn't afraid. Many QBs go in the tank after interception 3 and definitely after 4. Orton led a scoring drive to keep us in the game at 17-7. This is after he had 5. He's either an idiot or he's fearless. He went to Purdue, so the jury is still out on that one. Still, I'm inclined to go with fearless. Either way, if he sucks it up for the next 8 games, maybe we get Rex Grossman back this year and see which one is better heading into next year. That's really what matters most. We have to figure out who is our guy. We aren't winning the Super Bowl this year, that's for sure. A playoff berth would be a nice stepping stone for us right now though.

In other football news, Peyton Manning is submarining my fantasy team. I'm not sure where my complete faith in Peyton began but he's done nothing short of disappoint me. Two straight years I've lost money in Vegas betting on the Colts to beat the Pats. Now he's tanking my fantasy team. If you see Peyton Manning on my side, get on the other side quick. That's the moral of this story.

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Thursday, September 22, 2005

Do you get the feeling....

Lately, have you felt like you woke up in one of those Global Warming/Natural Disaster movies where the problems are just beginning. Soon they will get worse and worse until there are like 50 hurricanes descending on the United States, everyone will be forced to cram into northern Canada and someone like Bill Pullman will give a rousing speech about how America will live on? I have.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

White Sox

Do you know any White Sox fans? Are you a Cub fan, that has been tormented by them all year? Are you taking a special pleasure in the Sox nearing the biggest meltdown in MLB history? Well, welcome to the club my friend.

Monday, September 19, 2005

Rambling on and on.....

So I just thought I'd ramble about whatever.

The weekend was pretty solid for me. I was at Wrigley on Sunday. The Cubs looked good, beating up on potential Cy Young winner Cris Carpenter. Of course, the Cubs always look good when they are 100% out of the race. One thing that bugged the crap out of me, was that Dusty left Big Z in for the whole game. I don't know his final pitch count. I'd guess it was in the 140s. Big Z had good stuff all day, despite giving up 4 runs. That wasn't the problem.

The problem stems from the fact that this game is completely meaningless for us. It's always great to beat the Cardinals, but why are we overtaxing our most reliable pitcher's arm in the middle of September when we aren't even dreaming of getting into the race for the wild card? Our bullpen has been horrendous all year, which is precisely why we should be going to the bullpen early and often. We need to be trying to find anyone with a shred of talent for next year. I already know Big Z can go 9 innings and carry us. This isn't information I need. I definitely don't need him out there getting injured or burning out his arm. This whole thing made no sense to me. This just further validates the decision I made about 8 weeks ago to just cut the Cubs out of my life. I had already bought these tickets though, so there was little I could do about it.

I missed the Bears game to watch the Cubs. Wow, that was poor planning. The Bears were out of their minds. I loved watching the highlights. It's always nice when there actually are some.

The Notre Dame game was brutal. I won't talk about the game itself, but I did want to mention that Michigan State planted their flag in the middle of the field at the end of the game. The game was in South Bend! This was crazy. Why would they do that? Now for the next 20 years, that scene is going to be replayed in the weeks prior to work the Irish players into some sort of rabid delirium before the game. Swift move Spartans. Very proud of you. You think Charlie Weis loses this game next year? I'll bet one of my kidneys on it right now.

I'm playing poker tonight. The "league" that I play in, is getting back rolling. I'm pumped about that. It should be a good time. I feel like my overall poker game has made some strong strides since we last played so it will be fun to see if my results are any better. I don't really like no-limit tournaments that much though, to be honest. It's not my strength, at least at the moment.

I love that fall is coming. It can't get here fast enough. I can't wait for those days in the low 60's when the leaves start changing. Fall is by far the best time of the year in the midwest. In my mind, it's not even close. I love sweaters. I don't really have a summer wardrobe of any substance. I think this is mostly due to the fact that I just like the cooler weather so much. For those of you sad to see summer go, my apoligies.

Sunday, September 11, 2005

One of those great weekends...

Were I in Vegas this past weekend, it would have been one heck of a ride. As it is now though, it was still a great weekend. Most people know that I'm a gambler, and mostly I play poker. I tossed some money in my sportsbook.com account though, mostly to bet on the Colts. Needless to say, I've made more than a couple of other wagers. I'm mostly a small stakes gambler though, so I don't get too crazy. I've done well enough in the past 2 weeks that I withdrew my seed money and I'm now on purely "house money" for the remainder of the season. What does this mean? I can bet and not lose. I've already won! I bet small anyway. Sports gambling is too unpredictable for me.

This weekend though, I won every bet I made with the exception of one. I even pulled off an improbable Illinois/Northern Illinois parlay when NIU decided to go for 2 when they were down one inside of ten seconds. Because I had NIU +3 and the Illini had already smoked their opponent, this meant I couldn't lose. NIU blew it, by the way. Thanks to a few other teams covering including the Bears, and my largest bet on the Colts coming through, it was solid all the way around. I also bet on the Irish of Notre Dame. How good do they look? If you saw their game, you'll know what I mean. They did get a little lucky in a few spots, but Michigan can always be counted on to come up small in big games. They have another choke-artist. They seem to be a magnet for that. Only Tom Brady appears to be an exception, and in their wisdom they had him splitting time while he was there. Go Blue!

My fantasy football team is in the lead heading in to Monday, in what should be an off week for me. It's just all love from the Football Gods this weekend. Thank you Football Gods.

Friday, September 02, 2005

R.I.P. Blackie

This morning brought about the tragic loss of Sandy's gold fish Blackie. This leaves Goldie all alone. Blackie lived at least a month longer than I expected. He even had me convinced that he wasn't sick, but just now preferred a side stroke/breast stroke form of swimming. Sandy was out of town this week and made it back for Blackie's final day. Most fish I've had show signs of illness one day and die the next. They might make it two days. Blackie held on for 6+ weeks. He was no ordinary fish. We'll remember him for his fighting spirit.

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