Life as a blackhawk fan....

The Hawks just inked Denis Arkhipov. That was our latest and greatest free agent signing. Who is he, you ask? Here's the scouting report from our very own GM Dale Tallon -

"I saw him play in some tournaments in Europe last season and I really like the way he plays."

I can't make this stuff up. The guy had 8 goals in 50 games in the Russian league last year. Sign me up for season tickets.